Diets & Dying
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Sounds good to me! When my grandpa was alive his motto was "Eat now because when you die you won't be able to eat anymore."- and he lived to be 89, healthy as an ox, and died because a drunk driver hit him while he was out on a jog with his german shepard.
hahahaha!!! that is awesome!!!
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