Q:What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A:Wrap!
Q:What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
A:Bloodhounds
Q:What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
A:He was repossessed
Q:What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A:Ghoul
Q:Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A:He had no guts
Q:What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A:It's a pain in the neck.
Q. What's a ghost's favorite color?
A. Light Boo
Q: why did the angry witch have trouble getting home ?
A: she was always flying off the handle
Q: why is dracula such a good proofreader?
A: he is always looking for Type O's (typos)
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q:What did the baby corn say to the mommy corn?
A:Where is pop corn?
Q:Why are there fences around cemeteries?
A:Because people are dying to get in
Q:Why did the baseball coach put a spider in Left Field?
A:Because she was great at catching FLIES
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